A very simplistic ORM, built on PHP5.6 and thoroughly untested, other than by checking that a basic test file runs without warnings or errors.
I felt like giving writing an ORM another shot after my terrific (unpublished) failure two years ago.
Why not use an existing one? I kinda felt like writing my own, and intend to run this on a shared server I don't want to install that sort of dependencies on.
Why PHP5.6? That's the version on the server.
Why not just use something that's not PHP like other people on that server? I've already got a very fragile config/setup built on top of the existing hacky setup. This seemed like more fun than fixing my config and the underlying one.
Why don't you implement $feature? YAGNI.
I'll add a link here when I've done it, but TL;DR: a recipe site with search on various things I care about (prep/cook time, allergen information, ingredients etc.).