Why would you sponsor a college grad, you ask? Well, I make contributions to open source work as I develop software at @iFixit, and I write interesting (and sometimes useful) open source code in my free time. Maybe you're generous. Maybe you like my work. Maybe you meant to Venmo your mom $5 but you GitHub'd me $5 on accident. Whatever your reasons, you can be sure I'll be grateful, confused, and mildly more motivated to consider your feature requests. Because capitalism. If you're somehow still reading, you're probably at least a little amused, and you should follow me on twitter as a down payment on future chuckles. Do great things today 👋🏻