blackFirst.json

{"draw":"0","pick":"2","text":"Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _"},
{"draw":"0","pick":"2","text":"An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"2","text":"In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"2","text":"Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"My plan for world domination begins with _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"Science will never explain _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"What's the gift that keeps on giving?"},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"Next season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"When I pooped, what came out of my butt?"},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?"},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _."},
{"draw":"0","pick":"1","text":"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?"}